Friday, January 22, 2016

Asher Quotes

I was trying to clean up some files on my computer and found this running list of things Asher has said over the last 2 years probably. They made me smile, so I thought I'd share. Its amazing to me that I need to start a list for Eli now. My how time flies!

Asher: "brrrrrrrrrrrrrrbrrrrrrrrrbrrrrr aha ah a ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!"
Me: "Asher, are you hyper?"
Asher: "I'm not hyper, I'm a boy"

Me: (from other room): "Asher, what are you doing?"
Asher (balanced on edge of couch arm then leaping): Just trying not to break my neck.
Me: (to Kelly in room with Asher): What did he say!?

Kelly: "Asher, is nemo a dog?"
Asher: "No!"
Kelly: "Is Nemo a camel?"
Asher:"….Yes."

Asher on the 5th or 6th day of having pink eye
Kelly: "ok time for your drops."
Asher: "Nooooooo, I dont want my eyes to get better!!"


Trying to get asher to take a late nap
Asher: Loud crying
Kelly: Getting milk
Asher: Calmly drinking milk
Kelly: Tiredly leaning on hand
Asher: (very calm and soothingly) "Its ok daddy, mommy be home soon"


Kelly: "Asher do you want me to fix your blanket (lay it flat on him)?"
Asher: "Dont fix my blanket... its dangerous!"


Asher-after coming out of nap time: "Did I miss a couple of stuff?"
Me: "Nope. You didn’t miss anything."
Asher: "Were you just standing around?"

Asher: "Quick, get Eli before he destroys me!"

Me: Those flowers are called Daffodils
Asher: No! Just call them flowers!
Me: But their name is daffodils
Asher: No! No! Noooooo! Just call them flowers!!!!!
Me: Asher, why don’t you want me to call them daffodils?
Asher: Because you just ruined my life forever.

Me: Asher, are you crying?
Asher: I’m not crying! Tears just happened to be on my face!

Eli with a shirt on his head.
Asher: "hahaha! He looks like the spirit of God!"

Asher: "Why are you soo old mom? Are you like my grandma?"

Asher: "I smell candle wax in the bathroom. That is a glorious smell!"
Me: "That's because I lit a candle in there."
Asher: "I smell it on the floor too, did you put it on the floor?"
Asher: "The bathroom smells sooo good, it smells like clear apple!

Asher: "I wish this rope was sooo long that it went all the way up to God's ceiling and we could all swing on it in church and say hi to the Lord who would be swinging on another swing up at the front."


Kelly laying on asher
Asher: "Help!....... Dad! Did you hear a little boy say help?!"


Asher: "Look mom! I made Jesus out of taffy! I made him with my hands, its for you mom. Eat him! Cuz, he's now taffy."


Asher: "Cigarects are not good for you because you squeeze them and all these little fossils come out and steal your energy"


Me: "What's wrong Asher? are you ok?"
Asher: "I"m ok, i just want to say something. All the things in my life are crazy, so I just wanna watch a little show."


Asher: "Rattlesnakes don't have noses like children. they just stick out their tongues and smell things that smell good, like fruits and vegetables. We should even put some food outside on the ground and they will come swimming up in the grass and eat it. Their toungue is their nose."


Asher: "I just talk to lots of old people and tell them all the stuff from all my days and all my nights and all my snow days."


Asher: "Can we watch a movie?
Me: "Not today, its Sunday, we should do things that help us think about Jesus."
Asher: "Well...Jesus likes us to watch shows."