Asher: "brrrrrrrrrrrrrrbrrrrrrrrrbrrrrr aha ah a ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!"
Me: "Asher, are you hyper?"
Asher: "I'm not hyper, I'm a boy"
Me: (from other room): "Asher, what are you doing?"
Asher (balanced on edge of couch arm then leaping): Just trying not to
break my neck.
Me: (to Kelly in room with Asher): What did he say!?
Kelly: "Asher, is nemo a dog?"
Asher: "No!"
Kelly: "Is Nemo a camel?"
Asher:"….Yes."
Asher on the 5th or 6th day of having pink eye
Kelly: "ok time for your drops."
Asher: "Nooooooo, I dont want my eyes to get
better!!"
Trying to get asher to take a late nap
Asher: Loud crying
Kelly: Getting milk
Asher: Calmly drinking milk
Kelly: Tiredly leaning on hand
Asher: (very calm and soothingly) "Its ok daddy,
mommy be home soon"
Kelly: "Asher do you want me to fix your blanket (lay
it flat on him)?"
Asher: "Dont fix my blanket... its dangerous!"
Asher-after coming out of nap time: "Did I
miss a couple of stuff?"
Me: "Nope. You didn’t miss anything."
Asher: "Were you just standing around?"
Asher: "Quick, get Eli before he destroys
me!"
Me: Those flowers are called Daffodils
Asher: No! Just call them flowers!
Me: But their name is daffodils
Asher: No! No! Noooooo! Just call them
flowers!!!!!
Me: Asher, why don’t you want me to call
them daffodils?
Asher: Because you just ruined my life
forever.
Me: Asher, are you crying?
Asher: I’m not crying! Tears just happened
to be on my face!
Eli with a shirt on his head.
Asher: "hahaha! He looks like the spirit of God!"
Asher: "Why are you soo old mom? Are you like my grandma?"
Asher: "I smell candle wax in the bathroom. That is a glorious smell!"
Me: "That's because I lit a candle in there."
Asher: "I smell it on the floor too, did you put
it on the floor?"
Asher: "The bathroom smells sooo good, it smells like clear apple!
Asher: "I wish this rope was sooo long that it
went all the way up to God's ceiling and we could all swing on it in church and
say hi to the Lord who would be swinging on another swing up at the front."
Kelly laying on asher
Asher: "Help!....... Dad! Did you hear a little boy say help?!"
Asher: "Look mom! I made Jesus out of taffy! I
made him with my hands, its for you mom. Eat him! Cuz, he's now taffy."
Asher: "Cigarects are not good for you because you
squeeze them and all these little fossils come out and steal your energy"
Me: "What's wrong Asher? are you ok?"
Asher: "I"m ok, i just want to say
something. All the things in my life are crazy, so I just wanna watch a little
show."
Asher: "Rattlesnakes don't have noses
like children. they just stick out their tongues and smell things that smell
good, like fruits and vegetables. We should even put some food outside on the
ground and they will come swimming up in the grass and eat it. Their toungue is
their nose."
Asher: "I just talk to lots of old people
and tell them all the stuff from all my days and all my nights and all my snow
days."
Asher: "Can we watch a movie?
Me: "Not today, its Sunday, we should do
things that help us think about Jesus."
Asher: "Well...Jesus likes us to watch
shows."
