Asher speaks...

I think Asher is getting to that wonderful age where the things he says just make me laugh and I need to write them down so I don't forget.

Me: Asher, where is your Buzz Lightyear?
Asher: I don't know where space ranger is.....sad.

-As Kelly comes running out to the car with Asher's milk):
Asher: See that? That's daddy.

-As I'm carrying him out of the kitchen to go take a nap and he sees a peach on the counter:
Asher: "Don't leave peachy! Don't leave!!!"

Anytime we see little kids Asher yells "Cousins!!" and gets very excited:)

-After drinking a glass of rootbeer:
Asher: Delicious! ( he never says that about anything else)

-Perched on the edge of the couch:
Me: "Asher, what are you doing?"
Asher: "I"m just tryin' break my neck!"

Me: "I'm sooo tired!"
Asher: "Its ok mommy, you need a break, you need chocolate milk."
(what a smart child:)

My hair was down and Asher was playing with it and said, "Oh, its like Ryan."

-As I'm tucking Asher in to bed:
Me: "Asher, you were such a good boy today!"
Asher: (taking my hand in his and shaking it) "Congratulations Mom, congratulations.

Kelly: "Asher, is Nemo a dog?"

Asher: "No!"

Kelly: "Is Nemo a camel?"

Asher: "….Yes."

Asher on the 5th or 6th day of having pink eye
Kelly: "ok time for your drops."
Asher: "Nooooooo, I dont want my eyes to get better!!"


Trying to get asher to take a late nap
Asher: Loud crying

Dad: Getting milk
Asher: Calmly drinking milk
Dad: Tiredly leaning on hand
Asher: (very calm and soothingly) "Its ok daddy, mommy be home soon"


Asher: "brrrrrrrrrrrrrrbrrrrrrrrr aha ah a ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"

Mom: "Asher, are you hyper?"
Asher: "I'm not hyper, I'm a boy"

Dad: "Asher do you want me to fix your blanket (lay it flat on him)?"
Asher: "Dont fix my blanket... its dangerous"
Dad: Leaves
Asher: "Fix my blanket!!!"